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_ping/whitepaper.txt

a few things to know...

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Respect and consent! I'm happy to see adults of all ages and gender provided I'm treated with the respect I deserve :)

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_ping/policies.json

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>we never engage in unsafe actions

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>violation of consent will result in an immediate end

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>no recordings or photos

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>i receive compensation for my time, never for services

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>I may require a deposit to lock in our plans. If I do, I will tell you the amount clearly.

_ping/cancellations.json

 

>if there's a no call or no show, 100% of my fee is due

 

>cancellations made within 48 hours require 30% of my fee and i'll need a deposit for future times (Deposits are typically non-refundable)

 

>if i ever need to cancel, your deposit (if there was one) will be returned and i'll prioritize rescheduling

_ping/whitepaper.txt

a few things to know...

Respect and consent! I'm happy to see adults of all ages and gender provided I'm treated with the respect I deserve :)

Privacy! I hate the panopticon. You hate the panopticon. Wow, we already have so much in common. I recommend you get a Proton Mail account to email me. If we call or text, I prefer Signal. Both provide peak security and encryption.

Communications! Remain chill and platonic.  Naughty and explicit texts, acronyms, or requests means I cannot see you.  I am paid for my time, not my services.

Screening! I'm not a serial killer. You're not a serial killer. Yet another thing in common, wow! Buuut I still need to check you're who you say you are. I run a full background check. Don't worry, the process simple and easy!
 
Be prepared to provide a completely unaltered photo of your license and a phone number!

My reputation hinges upon your secrecy and I engage in peak op sec that even the most paranoid tor-using blackhat would blush at. Your identity will not be leaked!!

Hygiene! I don't like stinky. In fact I usually shower 2-3 times a day [I know that's a little bit extreme, I never said I was sane!]. Before we hang out, please shower/brush your teeth/take care of your body like an adult. If you've been running errands or just got a lil sweaty or whatever on the way over, no worries! I might just ask you to take a quick shower once we meet.

_ping/roulette.exe

pick your poison

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1.5 hours

$400

Just enough time to watch Evil Dead 2!

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2 hours

$500

We could binge like, 5 episodes of Frieren!

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3 hours

$650

Lunchies! Or like, any other meal.

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4 hours

$800

So much time! The possibilities are endless!

1.5 hours

$400

Just enough time to watch Evil Dead 2!

2 hours

$500

We could binge like, 5 episodes of Frieren!

3 hours

$650

Lunchies! Or like, any other meal.

4 hours

$800

So much time! The possibilities are endless!

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_ping/comms.exe

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_ping/comms.exe

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